1. Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you’re too hot to handle.
  2. There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now. All clothes are 100% off, it’s a limited time offer.
  3. You have to stop making me think about you. I’m busy.
  4. Can you stop thinking about me? You have to stop!
  5. If we had an arm wrestling match, who do you think would win?
  6. I’m thinking about a life of celibacy, what’s your opinion on it?
  7. Should I wear a short skirt tonight or a really short skirt?
  8. You, my kind sir are very attractive. Therefore, I just have to stare at you.
  9. I have an extra ticket for tonight but I need to invite a sexy and charming man. Do you know anyone?
  10. If you kiss me, I’m not responsible for what happens next.
  11. Our lips should meet, you know, informal, business casual type meeting.
  12. We go together like bacon and…bacon.
  13. So, I heard that a kiss can burn 6.4 calories per minute. You wanna workout?
  14. If you were a library book, I’d never take you back.
  15. I can’t seem to find my heart anywhere…did you steal it?
  16. You should see me smile like an idiot at my phone when I’m texting you.
  17. So, Sunday is pretty much my cuddle day. So…wanna come over?
  18. Wanna come over, eat some pizza, watch a Disney movie and fall hopelessly in love? Just throwing out ideas.
  19. I bet you $5 that you won’t be able to not kiss me tonight.
  20. Even though I love wearing my Granny panties, tonight I’m wearing something a little riskier.
  21. Want to go see this horror film tonight? You don’t have to worry if you’re scared I’ll protect you.
  22. I’m not going to lie, you’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop after I’ve watched way too much Netflix.
  23. So, my basketball team beats yours at tonight’s game, don’t I get a reward for that?
  24. [Use ghost emojis] All these ghosts but I want you to be my boo.
  25. Hey, Sexy! Oops sorry, I meant [insert guy’s name]. Autocorrect can be so annoying, right?
  26. So, autocorrect changed your name to “bae”. I swear, it wasn’t me.
  27. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gopher. Gopher Who? Gopher me, silly.
  28. Here’s a list of people who don’t think you’re hot [leave the list empty].
  29. I’m eating this cake all alone and I’d let you share it with me, but you have to find out where I am first.
  30. I dare you to bring your sexy ass over here and watch a chick flick with me. Actually, let’s make that a double doggy dare.
  31. I just bought a thing from Victoria’s Secret…want a private runway show, or should I save it for someone else?
  32. Are you an appendix? Because I don’t understand you or know how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me feel the urge to make out with you.
  33. So, I looked online at the restaurant’s menu. Wanna know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
  34. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else around me disappears.
  35. Honestly, if you were words on a page, you’d be the fine print.
  36. Sorry, something seems to be wrong with my phone. I think the problem is that it doesn’t have your number in it.
  37. Something is weird…I’m at home and my pants are still on. Can you help me take them off?
  38. I’m not going to lie, we go together like Nutella and a spoon. I’m the Nutella 
  39. I dig you more than I dig a cup of coffee in the morning, but please don’t make me prove it.
  40. You know how much I like having the bed to myself? Well, I think I like you more than that.